puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.
Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.
by Mathias Poundcake November 23, 2020
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Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨
You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!
by C Swift September 14, 2020
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Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.
Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!
by UltraGamer21 July 07, 2024
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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 17, 2022
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cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.
That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.
by Carmenkcruea October 16, 2021
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monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.
(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"
by EL Gringo June 19, 2014
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Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 07, 2022
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