The tomato soup extreme

A sexual experience where the man(or women) sticks many tomato’s up the asshole of his or her partner(s) after 3 days they are taken out and a giant cooking spoon is stuck up the anus. This action causes the insides to bleed. In return, you fuck the absolute shit about the anus, then proceed to drink the blood like soup then sew it shut.

“What did you do with your girlfriend last night”?
“Well, I gave her the tomato soup extreme”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

punching the tomato

banging out a scrunt when she is on her period, the cock acts as a fist repeatedly pounding the bloody vagina, hence the term "punching the tomato"

I only bang whores who are over twelve now because I can't get enough of punching the tomato. Deeee-licious!

by Mike Shula February 6, 2008

Tomato Toss

A lesbian orgy in which several bitches vaginally bleed into cups and dowse each other in the red liquid gold.

Hey merissa how was ure tomato toss with carli last night?

by SkaDouche October 16, 2008

tomato juice

"leaking tomato juice" a way to aska girl if she is having her period without making her satb you or if your just taking with freinds

"holly but fucker my girl freind is so bitchy lately she must be leaking her tomato juice"

girl freind:holy fuck can u get of your lazy ass and do something you stupid donky cock

boy freind:huny please put the knif ummm by eny chnce are you leking your tomato juice

by lmab boy June 1, 2006

fried green tomatoes

To take someone's parking spot in a rude fashion, or to cut someone off and take their parking spot.

"I'm gonna have to pull a fried green tomatoes on that bitch if she tries to take that parking spot!"

or:

"That bitch just pulled a fried green tomatoes on us! That was our parking spot!"

by xvrider July 16, 2008

The Tomato Soup Can

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.

Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

the hunt's tomato tickler

slicing open your partner's wrist and inserting penis inside the initial slit

"The hunt's tomato tickler strikes again," said grandma.

by Nate "The Tickler" Johanson September 27, 2010