Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.
To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla
by HGF88 November 21, 2013
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thomas and friends

A kick ass TV show about some amazing trains and their adventures is a world of trains
Person 1: Have you seen the new Thomas And Friends?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fucking amazing!
by Thunderhelm November 27, 2017
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Thomas Lane

The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.

Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.

He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.
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Joleen Thomas

bruh you see that bitch , she's such a Joleen Thomas
by Duh vin March 06, 2019
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full thomas

when someone goes as hard as possible with whatever action applicable (see episode 1, season 1 of queer eye)

synonyms: no-holds bared; pulling out all the stops; full send; being extra
Beth: "I'm about to go full thomas and send this risky text, do you think he likes me back?"

Ashley: "She was only supposed to have one drink, but she's gone full thomas."
by astupidlittlehoe April 16, 2020
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Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.
Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”
by J.Mimz March 15, 2018
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thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.
by sc-elliehunt2004 February 08, 2018
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