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Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.
Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021
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sea snacks

a woman's private bits. also can be spelled "c-snacks."
1) dude, i got all up in her sea snacks last night.
2) her c-snack was a little off.
3) i ate a can of chicken of the sea off her sea snacks.
by manniel November 11, 2013
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SEA PUSSY

Inport, where trollops gravitate towards sailors like barnacles to a hull, and pussy is readily obtainable at every Norfolk bar and street corner, sailors rarely fuck shipmates. That would be gay. And everyone knows there are no gay sailors in the US Navy.

Underway, however, the rules of engagement are substantially altered. Combating the tribulations of nautical life, cloistered for long durations without officially sanctioned releases, young men naturally seek alternative outlets. Entrenched in a competitive environment where predators and prey cohabitate, sailors… some willingly, others not as much, provide essential services.

And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy an occasional piece of sea pussy?
The only reason Hangs out with Washington at night, is cuz he makes for great 'Sea Pussy'.
When they're back in Garrison, it's business as usual.
by SECRET-SOLDIER October 23, 2022
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Sea Hags

A cult like group dedicated to the harassment of Amber Heard and her supporters. They usually have a pirate emoji on their social media profile and call themselves relatives. Also known as a Deppford Wife, Deppanon, and Remoras.
If I see another “bUt DiD yOu eVeN WaTcH tHe tRiAL?” tweet from the Sea Hags I’m going to lose it.
by Deathtrap Venus June 15, 2023
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sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas
Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
by Unclegripper June 12, 2018
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sea mills

If you’re from sea mills, let me tell you.. big dick guaranteed. Natives of sea mills from within Bristol United Kingdom are known to be the creme dela creme true british legends.
Hey are you from Sea Mills?
Yes..

wow you must be hung like a horse
by SeaMillsKing April 8, 2021
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Sea shandy

I drunk some sea shandy today
by SeaShanties January 15, 2021
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