Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

Mustard Hole

A cat’s asshole.

“bro move your cat, it’s mustard hole is staring right at me”
“it’s just what they do bro”

by kanggtula October 9, 2021

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 March 16, 2016

G MUSTARD

The holy essence to cure all gae and rid this world of the furry's.
Also Dooms blood.

What did you use to cure big gae?

I used G MUSTARD .

by DOOM KILL GAE March 26, 2020

The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.

I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.

by maskedrolla December 31, 2017

Busted mustard

Yellowish-brown exploding diarrhea cusued by a night of beer drinking and eating spicy food.

"That brew and those jalapeno pepper nachos painted my toilet with Busted Mustard!"

by The Royce Ronson December 28, 2019

Mustard

Meaning “must you”. Stop what you are doing or saying. Aka condiment command.

Incessantly talking about politics, mustard.

by BarbieP June 30, 2019