Rough Muff

A vagina that is overgrown with pubes, i.e. the opposite to a shaven haven

Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff

by Mullet_kingy May 26, 2008

Muff March

In response to Moustache March, women have decided to not shave their cooter for the month of March.

Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.

by ilovemilo March 24, 2009

muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.

"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"

by CKE December 25, 2007

anal muff

Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.

After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.

by steeda December 26, 2005

Muff Rat

A person who screwed up a party, shindig, hoe-down, social gathering, etc.

D2MR!!! Death to Muff Rat

by LilJOnwhattt July 14, 2005

Muff Hawk

A muff hawk is when a person shaves his or her pubic area in the form of a mohawk.

Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.

by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019