alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released
Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game
by blocksterr April 11, 2017
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bdnf test

a test to tell if someone is a telepathy or telekinesis
he took the bdnf test to see if he could in fact move things or if his house was just haunted
by atomic108 October 14, 2020
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erect test

A series of test where a willing male will go onto any porn, hentai site, the sort's, and see what can get there penis erect, usually in a attempt to find out where there fetish(s) is and / or are.
Jimmy was dared by his friend's to do the erect test, so he went scrolling through pornhub for 30 minutes, he eventually found out he was into Scat.
by Scattergrunt November 14, 2020
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piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.
I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.
by The Grottomaster May 08, 2015
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Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
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Animal Testing

Animals get harmful chemicals tested on them just so us humans can have our ✨✨✨PrEtTy GiRlY gIrL mAkEuP bEcAuSe It'S sO iMpOrTaNt✨✨✨!!! No. Most common animals tested are mice, bunnies, guinea pigs, cats, and beagels. Now you think they might just like put the power on them and then wash it off, NOPE YOUR WRONG. They go and use the stuff to test on animals which ends up hurting them and possibly killing them. This world is messed up.
1. The creator just dumped moat of there animal tested bathroom stuff

2. Head and Shoulders do Animal Testing :(
by ·KaitlynnKrumble· June 20, 2021
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The "Billy" Test.

The "Billy" Test is a widely used term in the E-skate community. It is in reference to an original brand of Electric Longboards called Billy Boards.
The test it self is very simple. If the seller of the product can ride with various variables and can also ride the max speed safely, then the product can be sold. This test includes but is not limited too, riding on main roads, going up and down hills, bike trails, bumps, gravel, sticks, potholes, terrain, ect, ect. It also differs from company to company.
"Yo check out my new board! It's E-skate and it even passed the company's version of The "Billy" Test."
by Enthusiastic Diction June 29, 2022
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