Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.

I sawed this boat In half! Flex tape is keto

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

run the tape

To run a tape in the hood is to show the clip of a cool moment.

Yo bro, run the tape.

by Friendly neighborhood gamerzz December 26, 2019

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)

This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.

by Toonkiwi March 7, 2020

tail tape

Military term for toilet paper.

Do you have any tail tape? I need to wipe my ass.

by Frankiemal1 March 15, 2020

Brown Tape

The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.

Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"

by Harryiculus March 24, 2020

masking tape

n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.

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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.

by gnostic3 June 16, 2020