Scatterogically

To speak scattered thoughts in a strategic manner

When Bob talked, he seemed to mumble all these words, but yet it made sense.

Yeah, he was talking scatterogically

by OfficeTalk November 4, 2008

scattledonk

to place ones bloody anal droppings upon the face of a German street woman.

man: "remove your scarf. i'm going to scattledonk you"

German street woman: "fo shiza"

by Adolf H. or A. Hitler July 12, 2011

Scatter-Talk

The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.

Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!

by karinda August 23, 2011

Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

Phillip Sattler

One that has a visibly bruised head and eye

God damn it I stroked too hard and now I've got a Phillip Sattler

by Ol June 22, 2004

pulling a seattle PD

pepper spraying an elderly woman, much like 84 year old dorli rainey was during occupy protests there in fall 2011.

guy 1: hey man, how was volunteering at the retirement home?
guy 2: not so good - my pepper spray accidentally went off and hit several elderly people in the eyes and mouth.
guy 1: sounds like you were really pulling a seattle PD, bro!

by sonagaia November 20, 2011

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005