Swedish snow blower

The act of one ejaculating into their partners mouth, then having their partner violently spit the ejaculant into their face.

Guy 1: So, Sasha gave me a Swedish snow blower last night. It was pretty hot.

Guy 2: Ew dude, you're sick!

by Snow-blowing Swede December 1, 2010

Swedish meatball

When you poop into someones mouth and they proceed to perform fellatio on you.

I invited her over for spaghetti and swedish meatballs...

by McKraut August 23, 2010

Swedish Shovel-Up

When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.

Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.

by garrysoon March 23, 2010

swedish oven

when 2 people are sleeping togeather and as soon as your segnificent outher dozes off you put the blanket over his/hers head and fart to wake them up so the stink lingers as long as possible

on my honneymoon i gave amber a swedish oven

by colby mackay July 30, 2006

Swedish Pretzel

When a girl has her legs behind her head and is being penetrated by another partner

Jillian got swedish pretzeled and could not walk all day.

by Pilrlo April 25, 2011

Swedish Potato

A sexual experience characterized by the insertion of a freshly boiled (peeled) Noorländsk Mandel potato in the rectum. The peeled skins are then chopped finely and via a catheter introduced into the erect penis. Is also known as a Dundrum express.

We had to pay the hooker in the red light district 2,000 to give our boy a swedish potato

by Godblessyoufellows June 16, 2018

SWEDish

Those who Smoke Weed EveryDay

You know Steph is SWEDish... she buys by the pound.

by Zenjerman April 20, 2015