computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010

stoned

The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.

'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.

by Justin October 14, 2003

Stoned Raider

The Ultimate Pot Head a weed smoker who becomez legend, he/she is un effected by the Weed n goes about daily life.

Only 1 guy who we call Lucky has been able to smoke soo much weeed yet have no effect on him except for the fact his eyez remain bloodshot. There for he was given the honor of bein called the first STONED RAIDER

by Yanalak September 17, 2005

Rolling Stoned

Under the influence of marijuana and ecstasy.When you are smoking weed while thizzin it enchances the effects of the ecstasy which causes a feeling like you are floating or rolling around. So your rolling stoned. Get it?

Spider Man, "Dude Dr. Octoe just pop 3 thizzles and he smoked 2 blunts of sour diesel."

Mary Jane, "He must be rolling stoned. I love him"

Dr. Octoe, " I LOVE YOU GUYS! "

by Dr. Octaveis June 16, 2009

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

stoned.com

1. a phrase used to describe the state of mind when one hits weed nirvana

2. the most stoned you have ever been

3. a plan that could make you millions, perhaps billions of dollars

4. sililar terms include stoned.org, stoned.gov, or stoned.edu (WHEN YOU ARE EDUCATED ABOUT THAT SHIT)

i.e. i just drove my bike into the pond wow i was stoned.com

by martin sirrrr May 15, 2007

Stinette

Stinette- refers to/replaces ANY THING or ANY WORD. It can be used in place of any person, place, or thing.
(important)- the word can prefixed/ suffixed differently, check example 3 and 4 below, respectively.

1. Look at the size of her stinettes. (may be eyes, ears, or most likely, breasts)
2. Don't forget to pick up my stinette. (referring to anything, golf clubs, shoes, clothes, etc.)
3. Whats his name? John Stinetti? (replacing the last name of a person)
4. My tinettes are killing me. (Pointing to eyes, feet, fingers- maybe after getting them slammed in the door?)

by Michael Corso October 4, 2005