by Mah Boi333 January 26, 2010
Get the whore stomper mug.The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008
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1. verb (past stupped)
- to "stand up" as in forfeiting a prior arrangement that you were obligated to attend
2. noun
-A person that frequently stands people up.
- to "stand up" as in forfeiting a prior arrangement that you were obligated to attend
2. noun
-A person that frequently stands people up.
by cronkaliscious March 28, 2011
Get the Stupper mug.A Slopper is where you shit inside a sock and use it to beat your single mother. You then cum on the floor and put the sock in the puddle you have created, creating a shit sock island. Proceed to place your Morrocan slave's foot insidee of the puddle, and make sure that he stays there until the cum has dried. When the cum is dry, your Morrocan slave will be imprisoned in a puddle of cum, and will live the remainder of their life crying as you beat them with a table tennis bat.
by CockSlurper69 May 19, 2019
Get the Slopper mug.someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.
Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?
Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper
Man 2: what's her name?
Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper
by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012
Get the Window shopper mug.A Stepper is a person who insists on talking about an inch away from your face and everytime you step away from them, they step towards you.
by Rikstir January 2, 2013
Get the Stepper mug.A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..
Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009
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