stevemas

Any day where Steve Jobs or Apple announces a new product. Apple fanboys celebrate Stevemas by blogging their little hearts out and squee-ing about products; the rest of us roll our eyes and get on with our lives.

Holy shit, today is Stevemas! Apparently a new iPhone is coming out.

by spottedcat October 4, 2011

Steven

He is the most fun person you have ever seen he is dirty ....a lot and you kinda like it when he talks like that lol he is funny veryyyyy cute brown hair brown hair if you ever find a steven keep him close because they are rare to find

you love him and he knows because someone told him that so he staarted hanging out with you more and every time you see him you blush and smile

He has a place in your heart

Jayla: Why are you looking at him?
Me: how could you not?
Jayla: i think hes a steven

by Emily Cross March 11, 2019

lee stevens

A big ol homosexual panda. Tends to be found working the street corners.

Lee Stevens is a homosexual panda

by Husker Prodigy February 23, 2015

Steven

The sweetest guy, you'll ever meet. Gentle, but passionate. Willing. He will always be there for you no matter what, if he's sleepy he'll still be there. Once he lays his eyes on you that's it, your his, and you will automatically we drawn to him and his muscles. Stevens have great bodies because of a great mass of sport they do. He likes to watch what you are doing, so do not disappoint or things may turn ugly, a man stronger than most, and grips girls with his big arms, and kisses them until they fall to the ground, stunned. Usually fair haired with big dark eyes, great fashion sense. Stevens tend to me caring characters and try their very best to make you feel special. They think highly of themselves infront if the male population, and could get aggressive. The smile is the best thing going for them though, as his jealousy can take controll

Girl: your smile
Steven: eep

by Meangirl February 13, 2013

A Steven Segal

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.

I aint smoking that Steven Segal.

by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005

Stevenizing

When you don't want to hang out with your friends as much as they do.

Person 1: Hey bro, do you want to hang out?
Person 2: No man, I got to wash my car.
Person 1: That won't take all day...
Person 2: Yeah but I got other things to do
Person 1: STOP STEVENIZING!

by AppleCiderVinegar July 13, 2009

steven

he’s the sweet funny guy. has blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. on the shorter side, but his personality makes up for it. makes you feel like your the most special girl on the planet. he is that one guy u can’t get out of your head. the guy who keeps you up at nite. steven is the best cuddler wraps his arm around you and makes you feel so safe. not afraid to tell you how he feels and such a gentleman. i love steven so much

did you tell steven your in love with him yet?

by the girl who’s in love January 6, 2019