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Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"
by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010
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Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.
Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.
by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009
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Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.
Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.
by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013
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Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.
by Pietrow August 1, 2021
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Stalkers

A mind.in.a.box song that supposedly transforms anyone who listens into Agent Smith.
The song is about a woman who slowly finds herself being transformed into a member of a Hivemind, many believing this also changes her into a man, hence the song’s connection to Agent Smith.
Last night I went to a sci fi themed club and they started playing Stalkers and I started tweaking
by Bambianca January 4, 2024
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Stalker

Someone who continuously watches you, follows you or watches you naked
There is someone in town who is a stalker
by ActuallyHelpful February 16, 2021
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Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker term is frequently used to bring home the bacon and pretending that everybody knows his business in meaning trying to undress little girls with his eyes and taunting older women by singing love songs such as ''Sharing the night together '' By Dr hook and using the bacon to lure in the older mammoth that drives his sexual desires crazy this particular person loves to watch a good old scratch in the back of the neck of a TOP OF THE LINE SEXY BITCH Whilst punching his best friend in the face and masturbating in his face.
Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl

Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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