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The Spitting Cobra

A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.
'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'
by shannymcfee May 30, 2015
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Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.
You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.
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Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
by lorelei91 August 12, 2015
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sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out
I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city
by Taylorjujan January 19, 2016
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rooster spotting

When you write a definition on urban dictionary to get on Rooster Teeth's not so hit show "On The Spot" in the game "Cunning Linguistics".
Dude tony, I am totally rooster spotting today and it will be so funny because Jon will read it! That's so meta XD
by Sam_Antics December 1, 2016
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Rock spotting

Traditionally it was the job of the rock spotter to assist guiding the ship captain safely into harbours.
"Watch out captain... there's rocks over here" said the guy whom was rock spotting.
by Menziesss February 28, 2017
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eves-spotting

When you follow someone posting every single move they make on a fake social media account for the sole purpose of their mental breakdown and to exacerbate their complete and utter destruction.
Fuck I hate him so much ...... like the paparazzi we are going to follow his ass and make sure that this eves-spotting drags him straight to the worst part of a living hell
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