to be single in the spring when all of the attractive people come out from their winter clothes and parade their attractiveness around in the sun, and the freedom to pick them up.
by steakdinnerz March 12, 2011
Get the springle mug.When a female gives head to a group of dudes standing around in a circle, and then spits out the cum like a garden sprinkler.
Fish: Yo, did you hear that chick did a sprinkler on the entire boys basketball team?
Josh: Yeah man, she is an a.n.c.h.o.r.
Josh: Yeah man, she is an a.n.c.h.o.r.
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Get the Sprinkled Donut mug.1. A person who has had a shitty experience and, by virtue of their personal disposition, ensures that everyone around them share that shitty experience either directly or indirectly through misdirected rage.
2. A creature that continues to rotate or move while defecating so as to disperse the shit throughout an area.
3. A spewing of uninformed, unfounded, heavily biased, poorly worded and generally unintelligible opinion to a broad audience.
2. A creature that continues to rotate or move while defecating so as to disperse the shit throughout an area.
3. A spewing of uninformed, unfounded, heavily biased, poorly worded and generally unintelligible opinion to a broad audience.
1a. Thibaut Pinot in the 2015 Tour de France was a Shit Sprinkler who sprayed his mechanics and teammates after disappointing performances.
1b. When I stubbed my toe and smashed my favourite porcelain cat figurine on the floor, I had my kids/spouse/servant clean it up while berating him/her about how much the figurine cost and how it was coming out of their spending money. Making them realize how much I was suffering by making him/her suffer made me feel better.
2. Damnit, my dog is such a shit sprinkler at night which forces me to feel around in the dark for clean-up.
3. Looking at the comments section of most news websites is willingly running through a Shit Sprinkler.
1b. When I stubbed my toe and smashed my favourite porcelain cat figurine on the floor, I had my kids/spouse/servant clean it up while berating him/her about how much the figurine cost and how it was coming out of their spending money. Making them realize how much I was suffering by making him/her suffer made me feel better.
2. Damnit, my dog is such a shit sprinkler at night which forces me to feel around in the dark for clean-up.
3. Looking at the comments section of most news websites is willingly running through a Shit Sprinkler.
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