spread sheet

1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone

That girl is such a spread sheet, I can't believe she fucked that guy!

Shut up spread sheet.

by Nichihda August 17, 2010

Shready

For something to be close to or as awesome as Eddy Van Halen on the axe.

Duder, that FS nose press was ultra shready

by Pussification June 2, 2009

Spread Yo Bread

1. Gifting of money to a person who has never had much to begin with.

2. Giving something of great importance to a person who is of great need of it.

3. Sharing with others.

Man says, "I ain't got no money! Spread Yo Bread and give a brother a dollar or two."

Woman responds, "Spread yo Bread homeboy, I ain't got no more child support money and the state took away MY Medicaid, Food Stamps, and Housing Support!"

by BMaxFacts July 22, 2011

Spreadied

When you look at a spreadsheet for such a long time that the cells bleed together and you get all loop 'n' shit.

Looking at that excel document for the 4 hours has me spreadied like woah.

by nevillearthur June 4, 2015

man spread

when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.

Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD

by galpal84 September 13, 2018

SUPER SPREADER

-Orgy

An orgy is a party in which people behave in a very uncontrolled way, especially one involving sexual activity.
It was reminiscent of a scene from a Roman orgy.

...a drunken orgy.

Synonyms: party

Coronavirus: Outbreak at Welsh hospital sparked by 'super spreader event'

by WontedPoem3 September 30, 2020

Super Spreader

A highly contagious individual who spreads contagions throughout the workplace.

Watch out for Dolores, she has been a super spreader at the facility.

by Transporter 47 October 8, 2020