He comes from Chernobyl and lives inside Mrs. Hobble, if he were to bite you, your life might go wobble
by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020

A 10 foot tall rabbit lady. She is kind but she does not like karens but overall she is really kind and sometimes she may have red hair or white hair you never know tho! She is a member of the owo group, there are over 10 members there are some adults and the rest are teenagers or children who miss spider adopted. There is a pet who is a walking talking nugget, he may get a bit jealous at times but he is very trust-worthy!
Person a: Hey! Have you seen miss spider she has awesome red hair!
Person b: what do you mean she has white hair?
Person b: what do you mean she has white hair?
by Sad_crock_cat March 23, 2022

N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.
Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.
by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.
by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

by sharkbate March 27, 2007

An urban legend. Not a giant, screaming, face eating beast.
The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.
The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.
So i was really freaked about this camel spider thing, then i took a closer look at the camle spider picture. There's a hand to the right of the picture, meaning that the perspective of the spiders are off, and are held so it seems thay are as alarge as a man's leg. lame.
by becca rainbow monster January 24, 2009

When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'
by OCSWA December 11, 2010
