sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007

flaming sphincter

to act of eating out someone's asshole covered in hot sauce.

that broad gave me an awesome flaming sphincter.

by Joel Diaz June 11, 2006

Fiery Sphincter

A mans sphincter that has been made love to excessively and so is "fiery" and "raw" from the constant friction.

When I had finihsed with Ed he had a Fiery Sphincter!

by echo64 July 15, 2007

concrete sphere

someone who sucks at life and everything else

wow that guy sucks at this, hes a concrete sphere

by jamiecase August 19, 2008

concrete sphere

somebody who sucks at life and everything else.

wow, this guy is horrible at this, he's a concrete sphere.

by jemzy August 18, 2008

Brag-o-sphere

A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.

After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .

I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.

by Bloodystocking March 13, 2010

Sphincter Licker

Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.

A man who enjoys licking ass whether male or female, is a Sphincter Licker.

by Casey_Australia October 13, 2008