smoking the pipe

the act in soccer of ones ability to score at such ease that they can literally go up to the ball while smoking a pipe and tap in the ball into the open net

the cross came to our outside midfielder who easily was smoking the pipe for the winning goal

by SA Soccer October 16, 2005

stoking the fire

Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."

by ninjabadger May 24, 2004

Smoking the Q

The "drug" that leads to becoming "night high", or when your so tired that everything becomes funny, as if you had smoked something and became high.

dude 1-hehehe thats window, its soo funny.
dude 2-nah dude it aint funny, you just been smoking the q

by JakeC January 2, 2009

Smoking Hymen

When you are giving oral sex to a female that is still a virgin.

Hey dude, remember that high school hottie that snuck into our party? I totally gave her the smoking hymen.

by BangErm May 21, 2011

smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

by BudTerm December 27, 2016

smoking armadillo

Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!

Dude I just smoked that bowl so fast, it's crazy! Smoking Armadillo I am!

by drdimples March 31, 2017

white-snaking

The act of suggestively crawling/dancing on a flat surface (similar to the woman in the White Snake video: Here I Go Again)

Cory was told to clean the bar counter and all we saw was him white-snaking the bar.

by Pamelamadingdong September 23, 2011