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The 1 and only none other but myself, Tess <3

(Also btw none ever act explained to me how I was a snake so please feel free to explain lol)
Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: *walks away cutely
Snake by T355 August 4, 2022
Yours truly Tess <3 Im officially coming out as snake

(Also none ever act explained to me how I was the snake so please feel free and step forth )
Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: walks away giggling cutely 🥹🥹
Snake by T355 August 4, 2022
A snake is like a worm but longer larger and probably smarter and some people are confused about how they uhhh how should I say this release their waste
LOOK OUT ITS A FREAKING SNAKE!”
Snake by anonymous August 16, 2022
Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.
Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
Snake by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022
Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.
Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
Snake by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022
Alive wiggly penis aka the best kind of penis
Person 1: I love my snake
Snake by Wkbdwjaondbsb November 13, 2022