chimdale snail trail

When you preform an act of belly button sex and you pull out with belly button lint on your entity and you nut it back in.
Yo. That girl last night let me give her a chimdale snail trail.
by inyoendo February 01, 2025
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Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.
'oi bruv you're a batty snail'
by January 31, 2021
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Wow Snails

1. Something funny that just happened.

2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.
1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.

2. Hey S. Nails!
by Jake the Blinger December 15, 2009
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Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
by Eneunoic September 25, 2021
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Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.


Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009
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Double flap snail

When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail
Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown
by Middle breek brazy October 05, 2017
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Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
by Unknown#390 June 13, 2024
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