Smaller Cap = Less Plastic

Smaller Cap = Less Plastic
an awesome song from BFDIA!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

smaller cap = less plastic
i am a banana
yeah aaaaaaaaahhhhh
warning a cap is a small part that poses a choking hazard particularly for children
yeah never say never
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah

by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) August 25, 2025

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

Timothy Stapleton

A boy that gets into a lot of trouble, Has siblings and friends that would almost anything for him.Is intellectual but usually does and says all the wrong things.Has a horrid temper, that flares at any given time.Grows into an amazing man that is just about every girls dream- Handsome, compassionate, strong, and successful!

Timothy Stapleton is a beast!

by NoneyaBuissness September 24, 2011

barf sample

When a person burps up a little bit of vomit into the mouth and has to swallow it back down.

"Ew, I just had a barf sample."

by vernacular vigilante September 13, 2011

taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race

Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know

by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014

madi stapleton

A really sassy ass girl who is also really pretty, smart and well spoken. If a madi doesnt like you then your pretty much going to be taking shit from her for as long as your in her periferal vision, but if she does like you then she well eventually go to prom with you. This is a fact

Wow she really told you off!, what did you do?
Nothing its just madi stapleton

Who could i ask to help me with feminist studies?
Idk try a madi

by Slothinator666 April 1, 2015

Blackout Sampler

A shot of whiskey, a glass of wine, a beer, and a glass of brandy drank as quickly as possible

Hey, have you tried the blackout sampler at the pub? It's bomb, yo!

by Will.o.w July 13, 2016