slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

Slobber on Knobber

to give oral to a man

Hey baby slobber on knobber?
Oh, she's great at slobbering on knobber!

by J h b March 3, 2008

Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011

slobodan milosevic

a fascist dictator responsible for the destruction of Yugoslavia and leading the Serbian people to disaster. He caused the rapes of over a million women, the deaths of thousands of men and children, the establishment of WWII-style concentration camps and more atrocities not seen in over 40 years. His genocidal policies took the lives of many just because they used the "wrong" alphabet, spoke the "wrong" language or practiced the "wrong" religion. He claimed he was "defending" Serbia and the Orthodox faith. Yeah, right. He was an asshole anti-Christ for the late 20th century. He died earlier this year. May he rot in hell forever.

Slobodan Milosevic was a smaller-scale Hitler.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 22, 2006

Slober

The act of slowly becoming drunk. When you are not drunk, buzzed or tipsy, but you have started drinking.

Kelly: "I'm slober right now. I've only had 2 beers"

by k.shaw November 30, 2009

slobbin

to give head or to perform oral sex on a man

"The surgeon general says wear a condom
But you can catch AIDS nowadays from slobbin'" -2 Live Crew

by Young Wiz Kid the Khalif October 10, 2013

slobodan milosevic

the guy responsible for the Srebrenica massacres, the decimation of Vukovar, and many other war crimes. he deserves to die.

Slobo you suck cock

by Croat August 27, 2003