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simping aint pimping

"simping aint pimping, you feel what im saying?"
by Arxify December 26, 2023
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swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 3, 2023
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Somming

To Somme someone is to be an inconvenience to them.
Jesse is somming me!
by CarterJesse/CDHS March 7, 2024
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slimming

Soaking a tampon in strong liquor, before inserting it into the vagina. The purpose of this is to get very drunk, without drinking any calories. Be aware that the chance of OD is very high.
Let’s go slimming tonight! I’m on a diet.
by Miffy112233 April 5, 2024
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slimming

Boast about something one has not accomplished or exaggerate.
-Dude she is kinda cute... you know her?
-Bro of course I know her I was with her once at a party and we drank together...
-Dude, you're slimming again
by SlimSlayer69 May 10, 2024
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swimming kid

A kid or teen who gives off the mood that makes you think "he definitely has swimming lessons".
"Person 1: Hey, not to be mean, or doesn't that kid look like he does some type of sport?"

"Person 2: Oh, yeah, he does have some swim meets."
"Person 1: Thanks, I could tell that kid was a swimming kid or other kid who does a competitive sport."
by theswimkid2001 May 20, 2024
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Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.
Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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