Guy shower

As guys are logic driven beings, a guy shower tends to be a cost effective, extremely short shower where in the goal of getting cleaned is maintained without excess time or water spent.

i had a meeting in half an hour, so i decided to take a Guy shower and go.

by pename December 9, 2008

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Febreezio Shower

A combination between a febreeze shower and an italian shower, where you don't have time to take a shower so you spray yourself with febreeze, put on deoderant and cover yourself in cologne.

dude hurry up we gotta go

hold on i gotta take a quick febreezio shower

by Pmaxell92 December 9, 2009

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An alternative format of showering where one uses copious amounts of deodorant and/or dry shampoo instead of the conventional soap and water. Often used when time restrictions and/or laziness are present.

Effects can be improved by brushing teeth for twice as long also.

Recommended for days when little human contact is made. Staying in dark places and at least 1m from people at all times is suggested.

"I'm about to use the bathroom, do you need it?"
"Nah, I've already showered today"
"Really?"
"Yeah, pretty much, I had a dry shower..."

by Burning Ice Cube January 28, 2014

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7-11 Shower

The act of washing your penis (genitals) in a restroom sink after having sex, in an effort to hide the fact you cheated before you go home.

"My wife will be waiting up for me, I better grab a 7-11 shower so she doesn't find out what I was up to."

by Player3597 March 17, 2010

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shonde

Yiddish word meaning shame, scandal, harm.

This whole Bernie Madoff thing, what a shonde.

I heard he ran away with a 17-year-old shikse, left his wife and kids, hasn't been heard from since. Such a shonde, it's terrible.

by Decidedly So June 12, 2009

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