shrooming

A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.

1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”

2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”

by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024

shroomed

when you bust a really big one

"Bro I shroomed all over the floor."

by neo_nuke420 March 13, 2024

shoomers

another word for cool, good or advanced

"Dawg those new shoes are so cool"
"I know right, they're straight up shoomers"

by shoomerzoomer May 7, 2024

Shroomer

Derogatory ethnic slur for toads, inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Look at that dirty subhuman shroomer over there

by ko0p4zdab3st June 6, 2024

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

Shroombriety

A modern approach to wellness and personal growth that combines the intentional use of natural mushrooms with a commitment to clarity, balance, and mindful living. It’s about stepping away from harmful substances like alcohol and synthetic medications while embracing self-healing, emotional clarity, and personal empowerment. Shroombriety isn’t just about growth—it’s also about finding joy, having fun, and truly savoring life’s moments with intention.

Dose Mindfully, Live Fully.

“Since embracing Shroombriety, I’ve felt more balanced, connected, and genuinely happy—it’s not just a lifestyle, it’s a mindset.”

by Jojo2025 January 5, 2025

shoomshoom

Shoomshoom is a person who has all the personality disorders but no girls, he spends his time fantasizing about cooking wine and white girls, stereotype used in the U.K, It is usually depicted that men called Shoomshoom are Bipolar at their roots

Girl: "That guy is such a Shoomshoom the way he talks to white girls only"
Boy: "Tell me about it."

by Svetlana Myshenkov May 31, 2025