S shearing

A genius technique invented by the great C4 namer. It mainly utilises the forgotten art of gooning and doomscrolling. You also must watch one year of singing 24/7

You S shearing all the time that’s y ur so cool.

by Kdmdmd April 7, 2025

Pruning Shearing

Anal scissoring

Cindy and Marsha got together for a quicke and did some deep pruning shearing.

by Himeyjones November 8, 2025

wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

pinking shears

The female equivalent to a circle jerk. Derived from scissor sex.

The quilting club took a break for some pinking shears time.

by TwitchyPalm November 28, 2025

Turd Shepard

A derogatory name for a plumber that is unstopping a fetid toilet. He protects and directs the turds to go in the proper direction.

He served a 4 year apprenticeship and only became a turd Shepard

by The plumbers professor December 20, 2025

Alan b shepard

Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.

Alan b shepard:

Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3

by Mexican mf April 14, 2022

the whole shebang

Da entire "touchy-feely and bouncy-bouncy" permission dat a hot-in-da-crotch stud desires from a hot chick --- i.e., he wants total access to da luscious soft warm flesh dat "she" has, plus consent for him to "bang" her.

Tiffany asked me to perform a really yucky and difficult task for her, but she made me an offer dat I couldn't refuse --- she offered me access to "the whole shebang" after da job was completed.

by QuacksO November 2, 2023