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sold my shares

To quit, or give up on something. Either while it's still hot, or when you first realize it's going to shit.
1) I just sold my shares in Christina.
2) "So I heard you sold your shares in McJob"
by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003
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Pockets in shape

means that you are financially stable and have a good amount money; the term “pockets out of shape” can also be used meaning you are broke and have no money
I been living good lately, my “pockets in shape.”
I been tryna chase the bag lately cause my “pockets out of shape.”
by hypeman24 June 11, 2020
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Next Day Shakes

The Jitters and shakes followed by a big session or long weekend of drinking. The only cure is to start drinking again or just suck it up and hope you make it through the day.
Ahh man! I’m fucking dying, What was I drinking last night!?… I’ve got some major next day shakes!
by Raye Gunn February 14, 2023
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Shape up

Phrase used to initiate a fist fight.
similar to 'come at me, bro'.

Coined in Western Sydney.
'Oi, you broke me last durry; shape up, cunt'.
by victurtle November 22, 2011
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two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.
Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
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Shanesaw

The act of stuffing the colon with a strand of anal beads until all but the handle/last bead are in. Then, utilizing a firm grasp, rapidly removing the entire strand in a single pulling motion, as though you are trying to start a chainsaw.
He took her home and gave her the 'ol Shanesaw.
by PseudoAnus March 15, 2019
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