Shitting The Bed

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first

by Ben Dover-Itstime April 26, 2006

Scutting

A term for describing an act of mischief or devilment that is good fun and can also can describe joking or punking someone.

Guy 2 Bursts balloon in guy 1's face...
Guy 1 "what the hell did you do that for..?"
Guy 2 "ah I was only scutting with ya!"

Girl 1"omg you were so drunk last night...do you remember what you did?!"
Girl 2 "Oh no!!! What the hell did I do?"
Girl 1 "Ah I'm only scutting with ya...you didnt do anything too bad"

by teaisformugs January 3, 2012

scatting

In Surrey in a town called addlestone it was named a new crime,it was in the local paper 'scat attacks' 'yobs scat barrage puts kids in danger',it was a group of yobs who set alight to dog bins and stole the shit from the bin and threw and smeared it on;parks,bus stops,cars,windows,houses,off motorways and so on.They also used human feaces.There is a video on youtube search 'gurr scatting a car window'.
Also scatting occured as a form of revenge of people.Many local places got scatted.A 14 year old boy got arrested for it called munch.

'wanna go scatting?' 'you got scatty slapped' 'you scatted that car good' 'who wants to go scatting?'

by Luke Henderson January 13, 2008

Shitting Rainbows

The act of eating skittles then going to the bathroom and taking a shit and the shit is different colors. Such as, purple, yellow, orange, etc.

Damn bro,after I ate those skittles I was shitting rainbows for weeks

by Travis Teer March 11, 2008

shitting his pants

Farting while in close proximity to others.

Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.

by victimofdweebs March 16, 2014

shittinghelp

Managed to spell their username wrong in the worst way possible
One of the funniest people on this planet istg

Person1: hey do you know who Shittinghelp is?
Person 2: Yeah they're that mf who spelt their name wrong on tiktok right?
Person 1: yeah, that's it. I heard they're pretty funny too, you should follow them
Person 2: really?
Person 1: yeah

by ToeJuicer97 July 2, 2021

pig shitting

a word used to say "your kidding me".

person 1: I just won the lottery
Person 2: your pig shitting me

by LenaRaye November 11, 2006