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scissor fight

1. a band that jerry claims is a band but doesnt exist
2. a form of lesbian sex
Jerry: i listen to real hate music like SLIPKNOT and SCISSOR FIGHT
Us: dude that fuckin band scissor fight dont exist

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man watchin lesbos eat each other out and have scissor fights on welivetogether.com is the best
by patio boi April 4, 2004
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Edward Scissorhands

any guy with long nails and dirty hands and looks kinda spooked...
a street junkie with a crack habit and dirty ass nails...
by mr. buggaloo October 2, 2004
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scissors

means when two striaght people have intercoarse.
On the TV series "According to Jim", Andy was making scissors with Jim's ex girlfriend (that same chick, the mom, from the tv series George Lopez) and she would call out Jim's name, even well after Andy was done making scissors with Jim's exgirlfriend. The one from 1985.
by sickdeathshappen August 5, 2009
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Scissor Move

Its a motion, similar to when a dolphin and a sea turtle get it on.
by D.R.N. February 18, 2009
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Scissors

Priest: "yo you got any scissors my dude?"
God: "yeah bro cut off the foreskin"
by Stanky Stanley December 2, 2019
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edward scissor hands

A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.
The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"
by GirlSkater February 23, 2004
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Scissors

a term used to add confusion to a conversation or in response to a question that is either not relative to the conversation, unclear in nature, or could not be heard due to mumbling
(Question) What's up with that?
(Jeff) "Scissors"

(Statement "mumbled") That strange guy who got laid off is back in the office....
(Jeff) "Scissors"
by jkoc March 7, 2007
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