one eyed Bible salesman

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

by void_nothing May 28, 2007

salsa

a quality guy with all the moves

look at him doin his salsa on her

by stalion tomo-salsa mat May 10, 2003

Chips and Salsa

The disgusting act of vomiting inside an open vagina and then having intercouse

This act would therefore simulating a chip dipping into a bowl of salsa.

Usually done with Latina women for added lulz.

I gave her some "Chips and Salsa" last night.

"I just shared some serious chips and salsa with my latina maid."
Cool story, bro.

by Rhapaw June 23, 2010

Salsa Surprise

This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)

This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

Salesians College Celbridge

It's such a g school everything about it is great and Dominic 1 is the best

Dominic 1 is so much better then Savio or any of the other ones in Salesians College Celbridge

by Whatsgbroski October 17, 2019

anatomical salesman

a ho, prostitute, girl that can run really fast in high heels, etc.

ms degrandchamp is a anatomical salesman.

by blake yancey July 18, 2007

Saggy Salsa Sleeve

The act of filling a non-english speaking woman's vagina and/or rectum with hot salsa then dipping tortilla chips into the designated area and then you proceed to force-feed the chips to her.

Note: the woman must be upside down in order to keep the salsa from dripping out.

Guy 1: So, how far did you get with your girl last night?
Guy 2: I rounded third base with the Saggy Salsa Sleeve.
Guy 1: :O! WTF111!!!1
Guy 2: .....yeah.

by LatinoLover69 May 2, 2010