Swag is the evolutionary compensation mechanism of for the reproduction of idiots. Often women find men who are lacking depth of emotional and intellectual capacity unsuitable for reproduction. These men are mostly filtered out of the gene pool because women will not spawn their babies -which will obviously be unviable. The remaining population of these uneducated, self absorbed males possess the "swag" gene/trait which endows the possessor with simultaneous douchebaggery and sexual desirability. This phenomenon has yet to be explained by science and much of the scientific community is concerned for the future of human progress should this gene be allowed to propagate out of control. Debates in the scientific community have turned toward re-evaluating whether the use of Genomics is an ethical solution to this growing problem.
Admiral Greg: Ben does nothing with his life, has no job, no car, no future, he lives in his mom's basement, and has a growing criminal record... So how the hell is he so popular with the ladies?
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.
by get_smarter July 21, 2013
Get the Swagmug. A lot of people using this word are incorrect for the definition for this word, the REAL definition is an aconym for "Secretly We Are Gay" or S.W.A.G. and it's origin by a group of people in the early 60's by a group of gay men in HollyWood (doesn't seem so hip now, does it?). This term was most frequently used as code on posters announcing gay orgies."
Which now makes the 13 year old you saw in S.W.A.G. pants look not so innocent, am I right?!
I'm no etymologist, but my skeptic organ is pinging hard. I understand the word "swag" pre-dates the 60's by a wide margin. The claim that it was invented in the 60's is obviously wrong, but still, it is possible the usage was as mentioned. Is there any evidence from the 60's? Actual posters? Written accounts?
- knowledge given by StraightDope.com, go learn sometihng! :)
Which now makes the 13 year old you saw in S.W.A.G. pants look not so innocent, am I right?!
I'm no etymologist, but my skeptic organ is pinging hard. I understand the word "swag" pre-dates the 60's by a wide margin. The claim that it was invented in the 60's is obviously wrong, but still, it is possible the usage was as mentioned. Is there any evidence from the 60's? Actual posters? Written accounts?
- knowledge given by StraightDope.com, go learn sometihng! :)
by S.M. - the A.P.M. August 26, 2013
Get the SWAGmug. by boulto89 February 14, 2012
Get the Swagmug. A word used to describe a way a person dresses,walks,speaks. That person as a whole.Usually referring to how well a person is put together.
by Lemon456 October 15, 2013
Get the swagmug. by Crabby D. August 26, 2013
Get the Swagmug. it's that sense of confidence that gives you that bounce in your step and feeling of being cool. It can also be upgraded with nice clothing.
by sorcerer34 February 13, 2010
Get the swagmug. by tumadre!!! August 17, 2011
Get the swagmug.