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Site-stalk

The action of rapid website/page refresh to stay as up to date as possible.
Person 1: "Are you getting tickets to see Paramore?"
Person 2: "Of course, gonna site-stalk so I don't miss getting tickets."
by authy February 9, 2023
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Signal Stalking

When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.
Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.

I love to signal stalk!

What is signal stalking?

TNSLPPTSO?
by The Shit List April 1, 2009
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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stalk

Hey bro, I’m stalking you!”
What the fuck.”
by Bordellr March 16, 2020
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Stalk

To stalk is to be creepy or pervy. Most notably nowadays with Facebook, Facebook stalking is when one person stalks the other persons facebook
"I think someone is stalking us"-Every girl in a horror movie ever
by AngryPhanHowell September 12, 2019
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revenge identity stalking

Stalking someones online profiles and being so angry at who they are and so empty yourself that you copy and paste from their life, becoming them as a way of getting back at them.
She was so upset at the attention a new girl in the group got that she began revenge identity stalking her.
by Undesired Attention May 17, 2020
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faceback stalking

The act of looking at past pictures, posts and other facebook evidence to corroborate something you find out about but had not known to be true
I had no idea Kevin and Marie were dating but I did some faceback stalking and they have quite a lot of flirty pictures and have been a few places alone so it makes sense now.
by victoriousecret October 25, 2013
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