Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games
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Site-stalk

The action of rapid website/page refresh to stay as up to date as possible.
Person 1: "Are you getting tickets to see Paramore?"
Person 2: "Of course, gonna site-stalk so I don't miss getting tickets."
by authy February 10, 2023
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Convo stalking

Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.
Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?

Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.
by Next_lvl_Strats August 08, 2014
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shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.
#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!
by WomenOf113 December 03, 2011
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A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024
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Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist
Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."
by mstmat September 25, 2009
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Stalk roach

A person who is the lowest form of a.gang

The thestalker
The guy who stalked me was so sleazy that I called him a stalk roach.
by Manuel59manuel June 03, 2020
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