Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.

Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.

by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN March 09, 2016

stalker stick

Someone who uses a selfie stick to take pictures of other people

Look it's a stalker stick

by Whateves March 26, 2016

Pussy Stalker

A guy who stalks girls by staring at their pussies 24/7.

Luke is such a pussy stalker for staring at Kira's pussy.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 September 26, 2016

Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.

Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.

by Pietrow August 01, 2021

mda stalker

I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.

Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!

by kissmygrits December 16, 2013

#1 Stalker

A parent who watches over their child a bit too much.

Hazel: Shit man, my parents are watching me on cameras.
Celi: Oh shit
Hazel: She really do be a #1 Stalker…

by avagina41205 January 24, 2023