sookie stackhouse

There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired, big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with Edward (so cliche - on a beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the beast.

Twi-hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself!
True Blooder: She jumped off a cliff - um, hello, suicide attempt anyone? - then sat in a chair for three months staring out the window wearing the same outfit because her boyfriend wasn't around to act all emo and depressed. Plus, if she wasn't stuttering and falling around behind Edward, she was giving Jacob a hard time by crashing on a motorcycle and threatening her life. Yeah, she's self-assured. Sookie Stackhouse never thinks about killing herself or sitting in a chair stinking up the whole place or falling over microscopic rocks.
Twi-hard: But Edward is sooo hot!
True Blooder: His chest is pale and disgustingly hairy. Plus he acts like he cuts his wrists in his spare time. Bill is smexy and doesn't act all emo.
Random person to Twi-hard: IN YO FACE!

by vern the fern March 9, 2011

Soot

to soot (v) is to sexually "toot" into a sexual partners rectum in a musical way

Mark likes to soot with Helen during oral sex

by u.b.b.f.f April 30, 2009

Sooty

1. Of very poor quality; highly inferior.
2. Contemptible; despicable.
3. Unfortunate; unpleasant.
4. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable.
5. Incompetent; inept.
6. Trivial; insignificant.
7. Drunk

"I wanted to drive all the way to the city, but my car is way too sooty."

or

"I drank so much last night and got so sooty I peed on my dog."

by Capt Sassypants November 13, 2009

soosan

someone that has a low tolerance

you can't handle ur alcohol you are pulling a soosan.

by jdkfjkdsfkjjkdsd February 23, 2008

soooo... ya

What you say when trying to describe something or explain something to someone, and when you're finished and don't know what else to say after.
This is usually followed by an awkward silence.

person #1: "...but then I didn't really know what to do *pause* soooo... ya."

person #2: "mhmmmm"

person #1: "yup"

by that kid with the hair July 13, 2010

soobies

A word used to describe womens boobies that are extremely saggy. saggy + boobies = soobies.

whoa dude, look at your grandma's soobies.

that bitch is pretty hot, but she got soobies.

by FBS April 28, 2006

Soonias

A person who is very tall, yet hangs out with people who are either short, or relativly short in comparrison to him. A soonias often wears stripes as well.

Wow, that tall guy sure looks good in stripes. He must be a Soonias

by Enjamo Johnson October 17, 2006