refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.

refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.

by dogwang October 26, 2012

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

titty shuffling bitch

A woman who shakes or fondles her breasts in an attempt to attract a man.

This titty shuffling bitch behind me is shaking her shit at me trying to jock.

by Nutts1488 January 4, 2014

Buffalo Shuffle

The way Canadians run across ice without slipping and falling.

Gary did the buffalo shuffle across the pond to get away from the moose who was chasing him.

by cdnshredder September 8, 2015

communist shuffle

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate

i caught my neighbor doing the communist shuffle

by hillary sponge August 27, 2017

Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on

I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle

by Nested Elevator January 6, 2018

Nigger Shuffle

The act of moving over several lanes of traffic executed in one quick move.

Oh shit! I have to get off at that exit and I’m in the far left lane. Gonna have to pull a nigger shuffle.

by Pierogi March 7, 2019