shut teh face

Leet computer speak for telling someone to shut the fuck up.

Jim: "My CPU is 10x the processing power of your CPU, furthermore, I can run 52 appli--"

Joe: "SHUT TEH FACE!"

by OlSpazzy April 3, 2003

shut the fuck up jewelry

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

by ladyhawke71 December 22, 2008

Shut the f........ront door

When you want to tell a person to shut up, you can be nice and say "hey dude, shut the fphhhhhr..ront door". The person will expect that you will say shut the fuck up.

Payten: bla bla bla bla
Reggie: hey, shut the f........ront door, its getting cold in here.

by nudesheep July 11, 2010

shut'er down

shut'er down

The only option when you over heat the rotator crank on the secondary hydro pin bypass drive gear rig assembly and fry the bushings on the reverse recoil adapter plates.

"well of course you had to shut'er down you fucktwat. What other option did u have Earl? NON!! So GUN IT!!"

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Shut the fridge door

A better version of the "Shut the front door" phrase, which eludes from the real phrase of "Shut the fuck up". This is a nice way to change the topic and be funny at the same time.

Person 1: Man why did Steve Jobs have to die?
Person 2: I miss Steve Jobs so much.
Person 3: I hate Steve Jobs, shut the fridge door about his face!!!!
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: Hey are you buying lunch today?
Person 1: Yeah I am...
<convo continues>

by 1stMrYellowThenVoluntaryOrange November 8, 2011

shut the frog up

"Shut the fuck up," when said in a drunken stupor.

Drunk Frat Boy 1: "Man you really took it in the ass from that guy!"

Drunk Frat Boy 2: "Shut the frog up!"

by The Fly February 9, 2004

Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

Used as an enhanced silence request.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.

someone:Hey i don't like what the fuck is going on here
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

by walla1989 September 22, 2005