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sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
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foul sharts

During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
by Bilbro_Swaggins July 7, 2015
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file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.
by SSTY March 28, 2017
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Shart Recess

When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.
"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."
by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013
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Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.
Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.
by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013
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Reggae Shart

When you put a spliff in your butthole and start puffin it and smoke pours out your butthole.
"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."

"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."

"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
by Shnigs May 21, 2018
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Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!
Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."
by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014
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