scram shart

Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.

Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

whale shart

High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd

Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.

by kriegmann January 3, 2015

Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.

Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.

by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013

Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!

Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."

by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014

SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019

Shart Recess

When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.

"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."

by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013

Reggae Shart

When you put a spliff in your butthole and start puffin it and smoke pours out your butthole.

"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."

"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."

"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."

by Shnigs May 21, 2018