sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017

Discount Selfie

A form of selfie taken with the rear camera on a phone without a front-facing camera. The phone is generally turned around, with the screen facing away from the photographer. Most phones without selfie cameras are generally less expensive, hence the name "Discount Selfie"

Ashley's phone didn't have a front-facing camera, so she took a Discount Selfie with Emma at the bar.

by 22warriorcat22 December 14, 2014

selfie

Self-Gratification, masterbation, grind one's corn, etc

Floyd's girlfriend has been out-of-town for several weeks so I am sure he's been taking lots of SELFIES !!

by Little Otis July 4, 2018

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Baked Selfie

Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie

Hey dude, you wont believe what stephanie was doing last night

"what"

She was taking a baked selfie

by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014

Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021

Selfie

1: you taking a picture of yourself because 1) your a loner or 2) your bored

2: The most annoying song made besides Justin biebers, "Baby"

1: SELFIE! (Takes picture of self)

2: guy 1: Would you rather listen to Selfie or Baby for the rest of you life

Guy 2: i would rathe die.

by ANØNYMØUS November 1, 2015