Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.

"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"

by Stijner June 20, 2019

Sam

A loving sexy alpha male that plays football and basketball that typically has black or brown hair, brown or gren eyes and is normally quite tall. If you know a Sam don't hesitate to ask him out

girl 1 : Hey that guy Sam is really nice
girl 2 : Yeah you know Sams are perfect boyfriend material
girl 1 : Really? I'm going to ask him out now. Thanks!

by Sexy Amazing Man. (Sam) November 14, 2020

Sam

a tall skinny ass bitch who is very hairy

Sam shut the fuck up

by computerroom101 November 24, 2021

Sam

The girl with the name Samantha usually has a fat ass and is pretty but has a low intelligence level which is alright because she kind and funny

That girl Samantha really gets me

by Lovinallthepussy November 6, 2016

Sam

A very small male

Jack: holy shit that dude is fucking tiny!

Rob: he must be a Sam

by Midgetbiatch August 13, 2015

Sam

Asshole Gaylord

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018

Sam

Cruuuusty face boy

Sam has a very crusty faaace

by Fungus the dinosaur May 10, 2018