Russell

Russell is a guy you want to keep around. Russell's always cross the line but tend to get away with it because of their charm. Smooth like silk but sharp like a knife. Russell may stab you if you come for his partner or family. Russell's are meticulously clean around the house but do not be fooled. Russell can be clean, but when it comes to pranks, he plays dirty. Russell's are great lovers... Of many things. Russell tends to have many friends, but if you cross him you will not see him again.

Girl 1: That guy just insulted me, but something about him draws me in.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.

Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!

Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.

by applebottompeens April 8, 2024

Russell

You thought I was gonna put some corny shit huh

"Russell is the ceo of BMDC"
"Russell is the funniest guy on my snap"

by Bolingoli November 23, 2021

Russell gorbaty

A true king amongst mere mortals. A genuine soul that is typically too cool
For school.

Russell gorbaty is such An amazing human.

by Russgorb August 8, 2022

Rachael & Russell

Perhaps the greatest couple of all time. Rachael is such a caring individual who has the worlds largest heart and had so many skills & qualities that it would be impossible to name them all! Russell is there to be by her side through thick and thin. He'll love her unconditionally till the day he dies. It was meant to be. Rachael is the definition of perfection. Everything from her snort when she laughs, natural beauty without all that makeup, her beautiful smile, and love for Coldplay. Russell, is just a crazy and outgoing individual who is so lucky to have a girl like Rachael I'm his life. It is perfection. Other couples are jealous, but it's okay. They totally understand.

Girl: "Babe, why aren't we a Rachael & Russell couple!"
Guy: "It's because we aren't perfection"

by ItsAllAboutTheFarmAnimals January 6, 2013

Russel

Russel is a great person, but also is a school shooter but if you get to know him he is very cool.

I like russel but he is dangerous

by rikiyah nigggggg February 28, 2023

Russell Wong

A fucking cool badass with huge dicc.

Russell Wong is such a cool person, I wish I could talk with him.

by ong wei November 22, 2021

Russelism

Russelism is a populist version of monarchist socialism. Russelism is artificially manipulating the situation so that conspirators from a rag proletariat and a precariat lead the revolution over a rag proletariat in order to create a socialist dictatorship. Russelism is a political fascist, economic center, ecologically sustainable, socially ultra-modern and culturally traditional. Also, Russelism was created as a vindictive response by war-makers, the disabled, socialists, progressives, fascists, dictators and anti-Americans to pacifism, validism, capitalism, conservatism, liberalism, democracy, and Americanism. In fact, Russelism is paratrial state control over the economy or a mixture of Monarchism, Fascism and Blanquism.

Russelism is a populist version of monarchist socialism created by Johan van der Heide from Willemsoord of the Netherlands.

by Johan2001 September 9, 2020