Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.

by Tw34kd November 13, 2009

Retardernet

Retardernet: (noun) Referring to your internet, when it is in a non-cooperative mood.

'The internets being retarded and not working, we need to fix it.' Would become: 'We need to fix the retardernet.'

by Will Hotchkiss. July 28, 2013

Retarked

A slob that watches Netflix all day

William is retarked.

by Penis hair4575 November 23, 2016

Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 1, 2017

Retarded64

The Youtube channel that I wach instead of anti-depredsantd

Retarded64. Is psychodellic

by DickFace69696969 December 10, 2017

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

Retarded icecream

A retarded icecream is when someone is acting like a absolute melt

Simon your a retarded icecream

by Dorine June 17, 2018