Redicmachuloft

Something that is so rediculous that it is defficult to even say the word rediculous.

Damn this party is redicmachuloft!

by thimble October 22, 2003

Reading the Newspaper

Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.

Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!

Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!

Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..

by t0uchmiib0dy August 2, 2008

Radin

A tall, black guy. he like man.

radin is really black.

by theoldbro January 23, 2022

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

Redenbacher

An older man who likes to date younger women. I reference to Orville Redenbacher.

Yo, look at that sweet honey with that redenbacher - he must have mad coin.

by RUok August 24, 2008

Redenbacher

A man who dates younger women.

He's old enough to be her grandfather!
Aye, he is a Redenbacher

by sPaZ66669 August 12, 2008

Redankalank

Absolut-ly rediculous
when a redankalank event unfolds the only thing that one can say to express how it went down is

"dude, that was redankalank"

did you see that robot caveman punching god in the dick?
ya, it was intents.
what about when that fighter jet made out of biceps came in and killed it?
OOOOOO! dude, i forgot about that, that was redankalank!

by Codang Whazzizite January 19, 2010