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Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
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Rag-Rack

When she gets giant titties during her period
"I may put a towel down tonight and bang the missus. Her titties have been huge lately, I think she has rag-rack!"
by Steel Toe March 3, 2017
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rag darawiish

Rag darawiish refers to males who are dhulbahante
by readyforthemoon55 June 4, 2020
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Grease Rag

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool
"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."
by BEN2k4389 June 18, 2008
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Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.
Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.
by Darknova000 December 10, 2011
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finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.
Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"
by getgaydude March 7, 2013
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dry-ragged

When you’re 100% wiped out, not got enough sleep in days, life has really taken its toll, you’re seeing double and feeling kinda drunk without having a sip of alcohol
Long week. Shit got me dry-ragged
by Joey1605 December 5, 2017
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