Russell Han

The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!

Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.

Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.

gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong

by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023

Royal Russell

all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing

you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm

by bigdickdaddy20890982 December 14, 2022

Russell

A sort-of endearing term for someone who has a good heart but always says the most dumb-ass things.

"Guys, we should go storm the capitol like those guys did a few years ago."

"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."

"At least I'm not a Brad."

by Fucktard Penisface January 13, 2023

Andrew Russell Bowman

This person is a perfect ideal aesthetic man who has a shredded body but a perfect heart. There is no other way to describe him but the man of everyone dreams. He only wants to do good for himself and is always improving in many ways for his life. He means zero harm and wants the best for everyone who is important to him. I love Andrew Russell Bowman<3

Andrew Russell bowman likes to play basketball and he likes his dog rex. Nudy likes to hangout with him in his free time also.

by Hope bowman August 11, 2023

Russell

A rather damp man who is often narcissistic and charming who might offer aggressive unwanted sexual advances.

Be careful. I think he might be a Russell

by The first thing you see September 17, 2023

Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.

"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"

by CoronaMan September 18, 2023

to do the russell

run into a wall without a reason

let's have a online gaming session and this time, try not to do the russell and hurt yourself

by Simplifyer September 19, 2023