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Rope dick

A legendary mythical dick that is 10+ ft in length. Good for modeling sine waves by undulating up and down to adjust amplitude and frequency. Also, a fashionable scarf in a pinch. It’s prehensile nature allows the owner to use it for various task.
Repunzel, repunzel, let down your rope dick.
by OGMudbone969 January 28, 2018
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meat rope

a horse's penis

it is a very long and quite retractable. when it extends, its over a foot long, and when it retracts, its nothing. it actually goes back inside the horse's body.
Jason and Spencer touched the meat rope (which looked like it had cuts on it) while Sam and Jordan laughed outside of the horse pen.
by nirvana4lf April 17, 2006
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clamy fat roles

roles of a fat person side stomach witch are usally clamy because they dont get enought exerze
yo check out ashley clamy fat roles there digusting lockin there all sweaty n shit ill
by sdanigaz November 22, 2009
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a rope tied around his wheelbarrow

A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'

The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.
'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)
by missadventure October 20, 2006
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Rope

Meaning you are so bored or annoyed ect that you want to hang yourself
Father:And then the lord said...
Man in Church:Rope

Wife:i told you to take the rubbish out ages ago.
Husband:Rope
by squarerectangle48 July 26, 2011
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Roes

A strand of sperm that travels across the taint, connecting both the anus and vagina.
"I'm gonna go wash up, hon. I've got a nasty roes on me."
by Rodney Commee November 4, 2007
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velvet rope

a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date
"this chick's totally waiting for marriage man, i need to velvet rope this date"
by vanti64 February 19, 2012
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