German Roach Job

When a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man's penis, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the penis. Similar to a classic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your dick. Get's you high as balls, in your balls.

Also known as a Dutch Down-Under Hit.

Bill: "Hey man, how was your trip to Oktoberfest?"
Mike: "Incredible man... got my first German Roach Job."
Bill: "German Roach Job? No Shit?!"
Mike: "Ya man I was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies... it was epic!"
Bill: "Jealous, all i ever get is lame old blowjobs...."

by Heinz345 August 12, 2011

Cock roach stompers

When a persons shoes look utterly wack.

when someone shoes look like they stomp cock roaches in them

Big dusty shoes

shoes that dont fit

dirty combat lookin shoes

"Man homie got sum Cock roach stompers on!"

by C-Jizzle316 August 17, 2008

Pole Roach

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.

"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"

by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012

dead roach

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!

Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!

by Knite rider January 30, 2014

Titanic Roach

A roach so big that it look like two roaches died on top of each other like Jack and Rose in the Titanic

That thang was so big look like a Titanic roach

by ShaShabbaRanks July 21, 2014

twat-roach

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach

Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach

by Jayknee November 26, 2014

orie roach

A term used to define a person with an unknown gender. Genitalia is often mutilaited a foul smelling. Typically covered in warts, an Orie Roach will often mate with any dead carcass in sight.

That Orie Roach gave the herpes to the livestock again.

by Bignastyfucktoy December 19, 2016