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sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.
Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!
by warrior_69 March 8, 2023
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queef inhaling

A range of pleasantly sweet through pungently trifling projectile air sourced from an external origin which came to temporary rest within any variety of vaginal depth, preceding its stereotypically inglorious expulsion amidst active precipitous hail.
Cheryl's chilly jaw bone chattered with shiver sparking off the domino rally-esque chain of events flowing pelvically, thus dooming her inadvertent release of a literal queef inhaling... technically speaking of course, considering it was poofed out during a mid winters night storm in Anchorage, Alaska, and this was sadly observed as the element responsible for the disjoin of hands that once connected the nearby glorious christmas caroling group which stood in harmonious unison melodic rhapsody for 19 hours straight, sadly to be heard no more nor ever again.
by NoTitleGiven July 17, 2014
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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queef bomb

The act of a girl queering and stinking up the entire area which one is in more common during a girls menstural cycle
Damn Sarah let a queef slip during history class and it turned into such a queef bomb that it brought tears to our teachers eyes
by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014
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Queef whistle

When a female's vagina lets out a high-pitch whistle
No that wasn't a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle
by skylerdeleon19@gmail.com August 12, 2017
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queef riot

Guy 1 damn my sister and he friends caused a queef riot

Guy 2 dayyyumn
by Tahssa113 August 12, 2018
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bon queefe

adj. a better version of on fleek, the most on point a mofo can get
by Dogus August 29, 2015
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